I really really need a new bicycle! No I mean it. Mine is old and out of date. Sure, it still works sort-of. Okay, it actually works quite fine to be honest. I still ride it a few times a week and recently did the Brewery to Brewery 80km race without as much as a chain suck. But I can still dream, or even look, can’t I? I can definitely look online, right? Who’s to know where I am browsing? And when I hear my wife walking up, I quickly switch to BBC news ( which I always have open as my go-to page in such cases ).